Transcript (en)

Carlos Puyol take the ball! Oh, it's Zinedine Puyol! Oh, again! He's on the right for Xavi The assistence of Xavi is more than a left for Messi Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi And less Messi! Still Messi, still Messi! Red card Ramos with the ball! Looks like he's been watching too many Messi videos! What the? Turbo Hernandez in Pastel League He's gone all on his own! Oh, someone stop him! Bro running like dogs are chasing him. Virgil van Big Dyke! Oh, I think it's Van de Quino today. Bro's been playing the wrong position his whole life!