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That tastes like zebra meat. This is flavorless bland. Tastes like a bag of coffee grounds. It tastes like a tea bag. Spice is dancing on my throat. Okay, I can't eat it anymore because it smells bad. They're spraying perfume right onto the coffee. Great googly moogly. Was this a decent lineup? Uh-oh. It tastes like paste or glue. You're not supposed to be drinking this. I'm just tasting a whole bunch of yuck. It's good, right? Uh-oh. Ooh, this tastes like battery acid. I feel like I can jumpstart a car. That tastes like I'm eating microplastics. I always thought Cap'n Crunch wasn't really ghetto cereals. I just... Bleh. Eugh. Whoever came up with this needs to be stuffed in the locker. Just give me a real turtle tank. This tastes like hand soap. It tastes like orange soda and milk blended up. Eugh.