Transcript (en)

Hurry up! Your mama done found the table she wanted. How do you know this person? Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating. The fuck? Hi, Alex. How's your classes going, Doug? You're just in the neighborhood and... I have an idea, why don't we all sit together? Would that be fun? Yes, thank you. So, do you like weather? You two know each other? No. It's crazy, all these students and parents, potential witnesses. How did you two meet? Oh, I love meet. cute stories We met at a poetry slam and then he stalked me back to my dorm room Stalked her Oh that so beautiful Then what happened And then we hung out and we watched a movie Actually we watched it a couple times Yeah, man. This is bullshit. This is fucking... Wait a minute. What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water. He's black. He's been through a lot. For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crate before I go crazy. Be right back So, uh, where are you from originally? I'm straight out of Compton Well, my husband's from Northridge Come on, man, hook me up What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on, hook me up Two little fucking string beans? Give me the damn string beans I want some fucking devil eggs I like fruit Don't you like fruit? I like fruit But this pork shit He's got the ball. He's taking it out on the boat. Shit, what's next? He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, man? Wanna go to the movies? Break your motherfuckers, man. Break your ass. What? How you doing, Mr. Nice Plain? Get your fuck out.