Transcript (en)

threatens a clothing optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered. This just five miles from the spot where the last naked couple was brutally murdered. Turning now to sports. And an evil videotape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force out there that's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth. Campbell, are you insane? Trust me, it's a horrible fate. You hear me? Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word... Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. Oh, shizzle gizengar. But I get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a She's in walk howry. Four's knocking percent. One, three, four, nineteen. You snitching. Gerson blocking bracket. Four, six, nine. I've been cleaning after this dumbass cracker Giggins for ten years. But I've been waxing his bitch's ass for twelve. Know what I'm saying, nigga? I ride that hoe like your mama rides the bus. She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for president, y'all. I'm outie. Peace.