GTA IV comedy club comedians
GTA V skipped the comedy club and that still bugs me. GTA IV had real comedians doing sets you could actually sit and watch, Ricky Gervais, Katt Williams, Frankie Boyle, and they were genuinely fun to sit through. Hoping Rockstar Games puts something similar in GTA VI, because that kind of thing is what makes a world feel lived in.
Transcript (en)
Dr. Gazewell, you're the first human to contract AIDS. Yeah. Is that bad? Yeah, it can be. Well, how would I have got that? Two ways. One, you were fucking a chimp up the arse. Fucking a chimp up the arse. No way. What's the other way I could have got it? Er, well I suppose you could've been chopping up a chimp and cut your finger that one. I bet he went straight out to the jungle and found that chimp and went, Oi, you fucking gave me AIDS. I gave you what? You gave me AIDS. I gave you a blowjob? Shush! No, I got AIDS from you. Well how did I get AIDS? From eating monkeys. I don't eat monkeys. You're either eating them or fucking them. I was eating them. Tastes like chicken. That's how it happened. Thanks very much. Good night.
