Transcript (en)

Here's what happens to me now. People used to know who I am. And now, you know, I have to wear a name tag to get anything going. So I was walking across town just the other day, going somewhere, maybe the farmer's market. I don't know where I was going. And a guy comes up to me and he says, excuse me, are you who I think you are? And now I'm all loaded up and I respond, well, you know, that depends on who you think I are. That always gets a big laugh. And I said, who do you think I am? And he said, Dick Van Dyke. And I said, no! What is... no! What is... Because when I was your age, people my age and younger would come up to me and say, oh, we watch this show every night. We love it. And then when I left, oh, we miss you. And then it would be, oh, my mother watches you now every night. She... and she really misses you now that you're gone. And here lately it's, you know what, I'd like a picture of you to show to my grandfather, because... And his father also... We used to watch it together in the hospital before, you know, just like that, so...