PURUSI on CONGOLESE Hostage Situation

by ammar 💫: Félix Tshisekedi

PURUSI just dropped a heavy conclusion: the CONGOLESE remain held hostage by FÉLIX TSHISEKEDI, and the UDPS has officially run out of initiatives. Now everyone says they only have KABILA to rely on. The evidence cited centers on National Road Number 5 between KAMANYOLA and UVIRA, where roughly twenty illegal paying barriers are allegedly standing. This stretch is labeled a liberated territory under the terrorist administration of FÉLIX TSHISEKEDI, with the criminal roadblocks attributed directly to WAZALENDO terrorists. A nomadic governor in UVIRA stepped up to make a declaration about these claims. Meanwhile, there are rumors that IVAN THE TERRIBLE, alias FÉLIX TSHISEKEDI, finally admitted the FRN governs better than the UDPS. It is all wrapped up in a narrative of shame gone. #FelixTshisekedi