Polish Skyrim Humor UncMatti

    by Jolyon: The Elder Scrolls

    🇵🇱 Someone made a Polish version of Skyrim and it's absolutely hilarious 🤣 "What, my food not good enough for dragonborn?" Source: UncMatti (YT) / Writer: Michael #TheElderScrolls

    Transcript (en)

    Oh kurva! Finally awake, dova finn! Ja pierdole, I thought you were dead. Found you face down in the ditch like some yebani mud crepe. Drink this, dobra medicine. Then get up kurva, we got shit to do! You are not hungry? Ja pierdole, look at you bones like droge! Eat pierogi, eat bigos, eat kielbasa! What, my food not good enough for dragonborn? Jadek, move kurva! I deal with this yebani milk drinker myself! The end of the day is the end of the day. The end of the day is the end of the day. Guys, what the kurwa are you doing? This is Sam Demas, not High Hrodgar. Put Talos away before Babcha Battalion sees you. Ja pierdole, take your kurwa shit together, Dragonborn. Straight kurwa, straight! Ya firdole, dragonborn! You kill Alduin, but Traktor defeats you! Davai, Kurva, more guests! We finish this field before rain or my father comes back from Sofgard, just to Kurva slap us both!