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There must be some mistake. We don't belong in hell. Yeah, seems like a pretty stiff punishment for letting one guy drown. Oh, sure, yeah. Hey, no problem. I'll just, uh, check your file real quick, see if you belong here. Oh, says you, uh, drugged and framed your babysitter? Oh, that was like season four. Right, okay. I guess old doesn't count, uh, to you. Okay, let's see. Ooh, uh, you also tried to drown Chris because your teddy bear was his first. Remember that? I sure do. One could say I saved Chris from drowning. You're constantly trying to kill your mother, yeah? It's actually written down here. What's it like to hear that? That's for the fans, baby. Oh, for the fans, yeah. I think they're over that one. You once left an overdosing Mother Teresa to die, didn't you? You want to sing and dance? You got to pay the band, baby. You punctuated two sentences in a row with baby. Yes, I instantly regretted that. Are you going to do Brian? Oh, Brian? Yeah, sure. Let's see, Brian. Brian, you abandoned your wife because she had cancer. Wow, what? That's not true. It was after she beat cancer. After she gained a little weight, maybe? Uh, it was a lot of weight. I mean, maybe put that in the file. Ah, okay. Good suggestion. Noted. You both beat a man to death with a bat on Christmas Eve. You're making it sound worse than it was. And Brian, remember how you pissed everyone off in that episode where you died? People got tattoos of you, man. What? Maybe some losers did. Hey, buddy. Well, I'll be damned. Yeah, me too. Ha! Nice. You guys definitely belong here.