Hannah Berner Alex Cooper older men Call Her Daddy

    by Blake Tif: Hannah Berner

    Alex Cooper and Hannah Berner make the case for older men, and the reasoning is that they don't care if you show up sweaty and unshaved before sex. The younger ones want shaving and nails done, per their read. Berner's question for that camp: "do you know how hard it it to get the hair down there whenever i'm shaving"? That's the whole split they're drawing on Call Her Daddy, the Barstool Sports show.

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    The guy that I'm dating 24-7, like I will be sitting on the couch and he's like, let me just like see the pussy like for two seconds It will make my whole day like let me just like look at your pussy and I'm like I'm watching TV like you're not turned on he's so sexual that it makes me feel so hot 24-7 Because he's like I want all of you. He's like don't even shave like I want you literally off a workout sweaty This is what older men are so hot Well, cuz your younger guys will do what they think they want There's two types of guys Guys that are like I want you shaving I want your nails done Oh my god Like your butthole Do you know how hard it is To get the hair On the top of your butt You know how many times I've sliced The top of my asshole To try to get two hairs For some dude to come easier Fuck that Then there's the kind of guys Who are literally like I will suck on your dirty toe Literally I want all of your shit I want to suck your asshole Until I can't fucking breathe anymore And I'm like Wow Give me your bad breath Yes Put it all over my dick Dude And then you just feel like Everything about you he's into. And it makes, this is what I've always said on Call Her Daddy, every man listening, the more that you can verbally look at your girl and be like, you look so fucking hot right now when she's like not wearing makeup, when she's like finished a workout and he's like, I want your pussy right now. That makes me be like, well then God damn, when I go on like date nights, like he must think I'm fucking fire. So he likes me in my worst.