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Maybe they're friendly. Not friendly. Definitely not friendly. Ooh! You stuck to my face! Definitely not! Let's see! Hold on! I'll save you! I'm sorry I'm just sorry, you okay? I'm sorry. Help me! Get back! Get back! Get back! Help me! Get back! Ah! Quickly! Shoot it! Shoot it! Did you get them all? That's right. I really imagined something different. Come over to my house. There will be girls. I'm your wingman. Oh no no no We gotta get out of here. We need to get to the basement. He's locked. Addicted. That's breaking an entry! Watch out for the bear traps! Why did it have to be bear traps? Hurry, come on, hurry! Look it! Look it! Look it! Why couldn't you have written stories about rainbows and unicorns? Because that doesn't sell 400 million copies. Whoa. Domestic? No. Worldwide. It's still very impressive. Shut up. What is that? He's burning the books. Why is he doing this? So there's no way to get the monsters back inside. It's Slappy's Revenge. Slappy's Revenge. That's a good title.