Transcript (en)

Open your eyes, and look at the tape Did you see that? What? That guy was plum asleep at the wheel? No! Hurry up. We're not to be here Better than before Yesterday's gone That man can't be asleep, he's got to be dead! Well, if he ain't, he's gonna be this dead man's curve up ahead. Woo! Woo! Woo! How can he be asleep and drive like that? Michael! Michael! Michael! Hey! Hey! Michael! Hey! Michael! What the? What's going on? What do I do? Deny everything. If I may suggest, deafness is always a good approach to law enforcement officers You shut up You probably weaving all over the road Okay out I might also suggest you display a slight kink in your neck since you were driving with your head against the window. I said out. Why didn't you warn me? You told me to keep quiet. That's better now. Come on out. Get the balloon out, D. I'm sorry, officer. Could you speak in sign language or a little slower? I haven't gotten lip reading down yet. What, you mean you can't hear? Could you talk a little louder? Into this ear? Here? You mean you're deaf? Oh, that explains everything. I told you he couldn't drive that smooth if he was drunk. What? He said it. Never mind. Just be on your way. Sorry we bothered you. But keep your eye on the rearview mirror. We've been flashing you for miles. Yes, sir. I'll do that. Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to be the last time I'm going to run into trouble in this town?