Nikki Glaser on dry humping and foreplay
Dry humping should be brought back, per Nikki Glaser. Not as a joke either. Her point is that the make out is the opening, not the countdown to intercourse, and guys who treat it like a countdown are the ones losing the yes they already had time for. She says she can always be convinced if she is willing to make out, because that signals she is open and can be persuaded. So: more kissing, over the pants touching, breast stuff, dry humping, until she is revved up. Then, in her words, we'd literally beg for it if you do these things. Her comparison for why the timing matters: being fingered before you are turned on feels like a girl grabbing your dick when you are not hard. Too early and she is not going to get there, because now she is insecure about not being wet. Do not touch her there until she is ready and guides your hand. She also says some men panic and rush before a woman says no, when they actually have all this time to get a yes.
Transcript (en)
But if I'm gonna get anything across to your listeners, I, I, cause it's, I sound like a hack 80s female comic right now, but like more for play. Like I never thought I'd be a woman that says that. Just like we need, I could always be convinced to have sex with you. If I'm willing to make out with you, then I am, I am somewhere in the realm of things and I'm not giving this to every woman, but for me, I am willing to take a good dicking from you. You have that opportunity if I'm making up open. Yes convince me right turn me on Don't just try to stick your dick in me right after making out. That's not gonna be the way to fuck me some guys I think panic and so many guys do that right now I know before she says no why I don't know they're panickers But before she says no no you have all this time to get me to say yes Some people are panickers just we need to bring back dry humping It is so hot. High school style. Get to the point where I'm so revved up that I'm like, I need it. Like, girls are, I want, because you know what it feels like to get fingered when you're not turned on? It feels like the way it feels when a girl grabs your dick and you're not hard. You know that feeling where you're like, oh, no, no, no, too early. Don't do it. Don't do it yet. Like, let me just get, that's the way it feels when a guy goes to finger you and you're not wet. You're like, I could get there, but now I'm not going to because now I'm insecure that I'm not wet. And now it like I just want to cut this thing so don't touch us there until we're like Plea like until we take your hand and do it right that is and and if you get us there Which you will by doing all the other stuff dry humping over the pants stuff Feeling our tits Kissing kissing get us revved up and we will ask you to we will beg you to fuck us You should give a seminar. I should like this is like
