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Don't. I now invite the godfather and the godmother to join us. Don't worry. I'll take care of everything tomorrow. It may not be necessary, my wife. Phil and Claire, as godparents, are you ready to help the parents of this child in their duties? We are. Do you renounce Satan? I do renounce him. and all his works. I do renounce them. Hey! Hey! And all his empty promises. I do renounce them. Godfather, is it your wish that this child be baptized? It is. I'm not going to die. He made the whole thing up. Isn't that crazy how all of our kids' problems just disappeared? Don't ever ask me about my business, Claire. What are you talking about? Don't ask me about my business. I wasn't. Good. Don't.