Transcript (en)

I had lost my hamster and figured he probably went to the little vampire bar because they like to bite and drink blood. So I went inside and still no little hamster. So he probably went to his friend's house where he likes to hang out and smoke with that dumbass kid. But it looks like it was really quiet and there was only incense lit inside. so I figured maybe he would be at the other friend's house where they just stay and play Nintendo all day but they just left it running and all the food was everywhere and it was raining so he probably went somewhere outside because he loves the rain so I'm thinking maybe Wonderland Garden and so I went inside and checked but there was just bunnies and no hamster So I thought, let me go to his log cabin. He's got to be at the log cabin. If I maybe go inside, make a warm toasty fire, maybe serve him his favorite toast with butter. And he loves maple syrup on top, but still nothing. So he disappeared. He's probably a ghost. There are 999 happy ghosts. He might be the last one inside of this wall outlet. I don't know where my little hamster went, but it turns out I think he's still sleeping in his hay bed. I bet you that's where he is.