Transcript (en)

Marlboro Reds. You want a taste of tobacco. That's why you smoke cigarettes. It tastes something cheap like a parliament. Non-smoking smoke that stuff. It's a very light taste. It wouldn't be my type of cigarette. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a Marlboro light, you know? Like American Spirit, one of those earthy cigarettes for people too cheap to buy Marlboro. Marlboro. Whoa! Now that one I know is not a Marlboro, it's a menthol. Oh my god! A Newport, uh, oh my god, I don't know who the hell smokes it. Am I correct or am I wrong? Yes you are, you're correct. Okay, so I know my cigarettes. I do not promote smoking, but if you're gonna smoke, smoke quality.