Hulk Hogan impersonation
by Sandeepx 💯: Hulk Hogan
Eleets.wrestling on TikTok nailed this Hulk Hogan impersonation
Transcript (en)
Well, that's the thing, brother. A lot of people don't know this, but I was on the Titanic, dude. I was up there with the captain, brother, and he's steering the ship. I saw the iceberg in the distance, brother, and I told him, hey, brother, you might need to get this thing going back to the left a little bit because if we hit that iceberg, we're going to start taking in water. Okay, and it's going to get bad, and I don't know if we got the lifeboats, brother. He didn't want to listen to me, so he just kept going straight, and I knew the bad times were coming, brother. I knew it was going to get bad. I knew we were going to start taking in water. I had a sailboat on the ship, brother. And so I went and got on that sailboat and I got out of Dodge. I got out of the way because I already had a contractual obligation to Vince. Because I knew this WrestleMania thing with Andre was going to be huge. And it was 60 years away, but we had already been talking about it. And I knew this Hulk Hogan thing is going to be huge. And it's going to mean a lot to a lot of people. So I can't be on this ship if we hit that iceberg, brother. So I went and got on my sailboat and I got out of Dodge. So later on, I heard about all the loss of life, brother. Man, it hit me like a ton of bricks because if they had just listened to me, man, it could have all been avoided, brother, because I saw it in the distance. You didn't want to listen. But if you would have, there have been a lot more people still living today. Probably not because it was 100 years ago, brother, but you never know because the power of Hulkamane, most people had been able to see me lift the giant up above my head all those years later. It might have helped them live on even today, brother. but the thing is if they had just taken my word for it when I saw that iceberg everything would be fine today dude and I just wish they would have listened to me brother
