Borderlands movie reaction

    by Yuna: Borderlands

    The Borderlands movie wasn't just a bad adaptation; it officially killed the "golden era" of video game movies in under two hours. 🎬📺Borderlands⭐⭐⭐ #Borderlands

    Transcript (en)

    Willis! Piss off. I heard you were quite the crusty old... Wait, wait, wait. We, uh, maybe got off on the wrong foot. You see, um... I represent a very wealthy man who has a contract for you. I've got a job. Maybe next month. You collect on that scum, dad are alive, right? Hey, not in here, big boy. We don't want any trouble. It's just our employer is not one for waiting. Who is? Are you with these assholes? Or are you just a fan of violence? These gentlemen work, or should I say, worked for me? I get Kimber to clean this up Thanks William That was impressive I warned them not to underestimate you. My name is Deucalion Atlas. And, uh, hold on. This is rather awkward. Hey, you there, fat boy. Put me on. But she just killed Frank and Wes. But she would never shoot a man of your caliber. As I was saying, my name is Decalian Atlas, president of the Atlas Corporation. Who's in the name? Look, this has been a really long day. Can we just skip to, I don't know, whatever this is? Of course. My daughter has been kidnapped, and I need her returned to me. Bounty hunter, not babysitter. Haven't you got some toy soldiers you can send? Yes the Crimson Lands Unfortunately the kidnapper is one of them I need an outsider Someone who knows how to handle a planet full of psychos cats and bug hunters like they were born there Your daughter's on Pandora? Thoughts and prayers. But you couldn't pay me enough to set foot on that shithole again. Are you sure about that? Oh. Maybe you could. Okay. I'll start when my current contract ends. Seems like you're free to start immediately. Give her the beacon. Activate this device when you find my daughter and my people will retrieve her. You haven't disappointed so far, Lilith. I advise you not to start. Sorry. Oh shit. Thank you for flying Atlas transport pods You arrived at your destination Pandora Let me tell you everything you need to know about Pandora. It's a shithole. I should know. I'm from here. God, I hate this planet. It's the kind of place you don't ever want to return to. So, the sooner I find the girl, the sooner I can get the hell out of here. The soldier had hijacked one of Atlas' shuttles and crash landed here months ago. There wasn't much left of it. They'd been stripped for parts and vandalized by bolt hunters. No way to know if he and Tina even survived. I want to know if you've seen her. But then I spoke to some locals, scavenger kids, barely scraping out a living. They told me Tina and the soldier passed through weeks ago, heading north towards Firestone. Then I ran into some other locals. Psychos, murderous gangs.