Transcript (en)

Are you wearing my underwear? It's the only thing that fits me. Yeah, but you walked into the gas station. They don't even fit, bro. I'm crying because I'm tired, because I can't do nothing. I'm tired because I'm just... I just did my bed and I'm out of breath. I'm so lucky. Look how lucky I am. You're so cute. Get that camera off of me. I have to fart. This baby is pressing on my uterus. Listen. I just peed. Baby, why are you crying? I don't want the ice cream anymore. It's okay. I don't know, because you went out of your way to go get it for me. What's going on with the crotch? Well, because I can't wear it like this. Then if I look like Steve Urkel, that's not how I'm standing. I just really think we should go run as a family. I really think you should shut the fuck up. Okay. Why did you eat my burger? Baby, I didn't know you wanted it like that. I wanted help. I'm saving it. They only have those two for the Oreo. But I wanted. You need help with that? What? No. What? I don't need help. You need help. Why are you crying? I want a Starbucks sandwich But every Starbucks We go to there Out of the one that I want