Cream-O-Line milk behind locked glass
A store owner puts every single item behind glass and people act like it's a mystery. Bulletproof glass at the register? Orders passed through a protective window? Something clearly made that call necessary. Meanwhile in the dairy aisle, you have to press for help just to open a door, nobody clips anything back, and somehow it's everyone else's fault. Used to be a thief, not anymore, and even I know better than this.
Transcript (en)
Oh, look at this. You got to press for help just to get something out of it. Oh, my God. Y'all so trifling. Y'all the reason for everything. That's wild. Y'all see this? Oh, my God. That's just wild. That's so wild. See, he ain't even clip this one back on. Oh, my God. See, now they ain't do that one back. But look. What is the world coming to? But they smart, though. Y'all ain't going to be getting this. They going to get all of this, baby. They work for this, okay? That was blood sweat tits, okay? Y'all would have come in here instead. I used to be a thief, but I don't know more. So, come on. Close it.
