show of the year
this is the show of the year lmao
Transcript (en)
Are you gonna talk to her? Yes, I'm gonna handle it. She's a sex worker. Former! Former! Mom, former. Is that what she told you? Well, what, do you think she's lying? He met her on the Internet. She could be anyone. Fuck that, Mom. How am I supposed to meet people otherwise? Why don't you get her own apartment to do whatever you want? You asked me to move in so I could save... Come on, come on. Why don't you both leave? Then I'll talk to her, okay? Okay, Dad, I'm so sorry. Did you have sex with her? Of course he did. He'd stick his dick in a watermelon if I left it on the table. I am bisexual, Mom, and that is insane to say. Hey, did you wear a condom? Oh God. Well, people don't wear condoms anymore, so... What? I didn't condoms, so I'm fine. Oh my God! Mom, don't... Raquel. Raquel, please. Just go. Okay. I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
