Mike Majlak Seinfeld shirt family update

    by Tufail: Mike Majlak

    Mike Majlak just dropped sperm test results after a month of abstinence: 39 million, which puts him above average. He's announcing he'll have a child running around on this channel within the next three months. Then David asked if he even has a wife or girlfriend, so Mike Majlak extended the timeline to call it six months then.

    Transcript (en)

    I want to give you guys an update, okay? I got my sperm results back after one month off test, okay? 39 million sperm. I was above average for number of sperm. So guys, I'm here to announce it right here on the channel today. Within the next three months, I'm gonna have, I'll have a child running around on this channel. Huh? You don't even have a wife or girlfriend. Okay, call it six months then.