Transcript (en)

Excuse me, Kevin. Hi, Kevin, thanks for joining me. Earlier tonight, you said, yep. I rolled further than I thought, all right, what can I do for you? Earlier tonight, you said you wanted to prove tonight why not to pick a fight with Kevin Owens, you certainly did, you defeated Aleister Black. How satisfying was that? Nearly as satisfying as this banana. You know what I used to tell Sami Zayn all the time when we traveled together on which obviously we haven't done in a while. A good banana is okay, but a great banana, nothing, nothing matches a great banana. And you want the banana, in my opinion, to be a little on the soft side. You want it to be a little, I don't know what you call that, spoiled? Whatever you want it, in order to be perfect. Me beating Aleister Black tonight was nearly as good as this banana. Because this banana is amazing. Well, you know why? You know why? Beating Alistair wasn't quite as satisfying as this banana is. Because I knew I would beat. Are you uncomfortable right now? I'm just trying. I'll take a knee. I'm sorry. I wish there was another chair for you Would you like to move No Because I knew I beat Aleister Black But I must point this out For a guy who spent the better part of a year, maybe more, in a very dark room, talking to himself, he got really, really really thrown off by a few flicker of lights you'd think you'd be used to that stuff in that where whatever it was a warehouse or an attic is it just a room that he like puts a bunch of stuff in to make it look weirder than it really is just a storage room what is it we don't know but you see the point I'm making because I'm sure he's gonna come back and blame it on the lights flickering and you know if we've learned anything over the past few weeks the lights, all this stuff, something about retribution, whatever. But the truth is, Aleister Black is a little scaredy cat. And I'm not. You know who I am? Kevin Owens. I don't know where to go. Thank you.