Transcript (en)

After Lobo stops at a bar to drink as usual and quickly screams for the bartender to bring him another shot, the bartender answers that he actually couldn't. And although Lobo gets irritated saying that he was not used to asking for things more than once, the bartender reminds him that he would not be able to because Lobo ripped off his arms and then simply used them to kill everyone inside that bar. Lobo then says that this was just a lame excuse, but as soon as he grabs the drink on his own and gets about to leave without paying for anything, out of nowhere, a mysterious explosion throws him back and Lobo becomes extremely confused seeing a variant of himself that was also Batman. And after Lobo calls his variant Bat-bastic and goes after him to fight saying that he was tired of so many weird Batman variants in the multiverse, the variant actually easily beats him up and then decides to tell who he really was, now revealing that he was from a universe where Bruce decided to inject himself with Zarnian DNA to gain powers and consequently ended up becoming the Batman Who Frags. And as soon as the Batman Who Frags says that Lobo could not defeat him since besides powers he also had all of Batman years of training Lobo ends up receiving a headbutt so strong that he literally falls to the ground stunned and bleeding But only to say right after that, he was used to fighting idiots who thought too much of themselves, now revealing that he pierced the Batman Who Frags with his own weapon during the headbutt and quickly going after him again, saying that his new name was going to be Batman Who's Missing a Stomach. However, before Lobo could finish the fight, out of nowhere a portal opens behind them, pulling him inside, and Lobo gets furious, saying that he was about to win. A mysterious being then welcomes Lobo, and after he reveals himself to be Lex Luthor, cosplaying as the Watcher, Lobo asks irritated why he was there, and Luthor reveals that the entire multiverse was about to be extinct, and that only Lobo could save all of them. And as soon as Lobo says that this sounded kind of expensive, and Lex answers that he was going to pay for the job, Lobo says satisfied that then he accepted the mission, all while the extremely irritated Batman who frags climbed onto his motorcycle and declared that just like all his old enemies from Gotham, Lobo was a dead man.