Transcript (en)

Ah-ha. Bingo, bingo, bongo. Ding. Are you really Matthew McConaughey? Yes, I am. Would you sleep with my girlfriend? No, I will not. Uh-uh. Can I tell people that you do? No, you cannot. They ask me why you wanna ride around. Greetings, McConaughey! Is that Woody? What the hell are you doing here? I just needed time to decompress. Decompress? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Decompress. Decompress what? How is it that someone who lives with three women knows so little about women? Honestly, you can be very confounding as a gender. Maybe it's not a total coincidence that you and Matthew are always scrapping like brothers. Mom, are you saying... You and Matthew might be brothers? Yes. Buckle up, chuckle. I will fend you, man! Am I being trafficked? You know. We're going deep today, huh? This is all very dramatic. Of course I'm dramatic. I'm a f***ing lesbian. You know. Oscar winner. Oscar. What do you call it when you don't? Nominee. Nominee.