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Can you say that again? Just the way you said it. Just the same way. Oh. I don't know what you're talking about. No, come on, you know what I'm talking about. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Just say the same thing. I think what Jordan just did is he... If I'm not mistaken, you just tried to bribe a federal officer. No, technically I didn't bribe anybody. No, no, that's not the conversation. No, no, no. According to the U.S. criminal code, there needs to be an exact dollar figure for an exchange of services. That would not hold up in a court of law. No, no, no, no, no. That's the truth. But I want to tell you this. Yeah. The same gentleman that told me that you tried to get your broker's license also told me that you were a straight arrow. You ran a security check on me. Well, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part, right? I think it's time you both get the f*** off my boat. What do you say? You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. Is that right? Yeah. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you... Hey, you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Did I? Good for you, little man. Little man? Good for you. Me, the little man. And let me tell you something. Let me tell you something else. Honestly, I'm not bull****** here. This is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. I got to tell you. I bet it is. And you know what I was just thinking too? The f***ing hero that I'm going to be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this f***ing boat. Because I mean, f***ing... Jordan, look at his face. It's beautiful. If you get the beautiful girls there, it's wonderful. All right, get the f*** off my boat.