Chinese robots beat human records

by Not A Newt: Usain Bolt

Two Chinese humanoid robots reportedly matched Usain Bolt's 100m sprint time of 9.58sec and Javier Sotomayor's high jump record of 2.45 meter at the Robot Olympics in China. Some machines had goofy outbreaks while others succeeded, beating human world records. Meanwhile Europe has bottle cap tech so it's ok.