Transcript (en)

Peter, are you hiding something? How dare you? I've never been so sold in my life! Tom, Peter's not British. He's from New York. Oh, he is? Oh, alright. Um... Give me a minute. Let me... Okay. Peter, are you hiding something? Oh, why won't you just give her the rest, me, will ya? You're tearing me apart! Maybe a little less dramatic? Yeah, I could... Yeah, I could try funny. Peter, are you hiding something? Me?! Please! Let's take a break. . Peter, are you hiding something? Yeah, just my delicious cereal. I can't understand you, Tom. You can't understand what I'm saying? I said, really so nutritious. Tom, let's do one without the chips. Peter, are you hiding something? Hey, Spider-Man doesn't do that. Can we try something else? Peter, are you hiding something? Are you hiding something? No. The musical closed a couple years ago. Peter, are you hiding something? With great power comes great responsibility. Are you doing Batman? Where are you? Okay, that's not even the right cinematic universe. Yes, it is. No, it's definitely not. You're wrong. It is. There's been crossovers. There has. I've seen them. Tom, if you keep doing this, we're gonna get sued. I have so much money. I'm Batman. No, you're not Batman. Tom, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but you are a horrible auditioner. Shut up or I'll break you. I was born in the darkness. I don't like this.