Transcript (en)

In a time before history, in a land of might and magic, when evil rises, heroes rise harder on their trusty purple mutant thingies. Oh my gods, it's them! I'm a huge fan. Three heroes, Axe, Tyrus, and Gilius, level up to save the kingdom of Uria from the evil giant Death Adam. To defeat Deathadder, we need an actual plan. We're going to do what we do best. Face a series of progressively harder enemies until we have a big final battle with Deathadder. And then we kill him for good. Until he's dead. All the way. Fire magic! I was hoping I could join your quest. Why don't you go first? Found the trap on the first try! And so our heroes fight all sorts of stuff. For Uria! That was for Uria. You better not be another mini-boss. You better be the final one! Legendary Q! It's just what us kitty cats do. I'm so excited, I'm gonna throw up! Because we're us! Sorry, we don't have a group name. We were barely getting along until eight minutes ago. Yeah! SEGA! Chop first. Axe questions later. What else would you do with an axe? I don't know! Golden Axe! Whoa, like the game? Heck yeah! Let's freaking go! Thanks, Paramount!