nautica malone gooneral docuseries
by Binti: Pop Trends
channel 5 is releasing a new docuseries centered on nautica malone who the show frames as the first gooneral in human history
Transcript (en)
What? Have you been here before? Uh, yet. Sir, you need to leave. Unacceptable. Unacceptable. Police say a man took his own... ...after getting caught committing a sex crime in the drive-thru of a coffee shop. Say his name! Nautica! Say his name! Nautica! Nautica's death is bigger than 9-11. This was a recurring incident that all the girls were aware of. You killed that man. Nautica was a gooner. He's left behind by his wife and two kids. Do you think they consider him a goon lord? him a goon lord. I think they view him as a loving father that did a radical thing. I want to be just like my father. He was a gooner himself. You know who did it in that parking spot? No. That's messed up. I analyzed that video over 1,000 times. That man had pants on. Have you ever exposed yourself in a drive-thru? No, but I probably will. My future. You killed that man! You killed that man! Acting like it's a joke is damaging for everyone involved. The spirit of the gooner was really all around us. I can't goon! I can't goon! I can't goon! I can't goon! I can't goon! You wake up, goon, sleep, goon, breakfast, goon, lunch, goon, dinner, goon. You're gooning about 10 times minimum a day.
