Belfast women walk to Calhoun Nyao nursing home

    by Genesis: Jesus Christ

    Three women in their late 30s left Belfast only to find the vehicle locked into limp home mode. The group is now walking to a nursing home in Calhoun Nyao, dubbing themselves car-seo-walkers while one woman prays for respite and the others keep trudging along. The entire North of Ireland is watching them unravel as Gerdles gets asked if he knows what that means. Brendan initially thought they were heading to Bono's house before realizing the destination was a nursing home instead. On-screen text flashes Jesus Christ. #JesusChrist #Movies

    Transcript (en)

    Jesus Christ. Oh no, she's unbelievable! No. No, no. Jesus Christ. Oh, what the fuck does he want? It's a Kursia Walker's. What? They're headed to knock. By foot? Why? You say miracles happen then? Well, we could be doing with one of those right now. Now what's happened here is, the vehicle has gone into what's called limp home mode. Do you know what that means, Gerdles? We don't. Ah, so why would you? But then the very same thing happened to me. Hey, keep a firm hold on him there, lads. We don't want him freewheeling down that hill. He's done it before and he can gather some speed, I tell you. What's happened is the system here has detected a fault in the car like maybe... You put petrol in a diesel engine? Exactly, oh! You knock someone down. You get the idea. And it activates this sort of security feature type thing And thus it only starts shutting down bits of the car to protect itself from further damage it fierce clever what are we gonna do where is it you headed girdles we going to this little village called Calhoun Nyao who? there's a nursing home there or just outside it knock she ah shall we pass it? some place that Brendan thought it might have been Bono's house it wasn't Bono's house Brendan it was a nursing home how far away is it? few miles maybe have you packed your hiking boots? we're in a bit of a hurry None of you lads have a car. We're the car-seo-walkers, girls. Not the car-seo-drivers. Although... Oh, yeah. For there be the odd crater, and they're determined to do the walk. But the only might be giving them a bit of jit, or they're back and be playing up on them. And the idea just came to me. Merciful Jesus! We need something. that it gives them a bit of respite, but allows them to stay with the main group. You know, if they want to have a bit of a prayer or whatever. I feel like we should pray. Ah, why so? Hail Mary, full of grace, Lord, it would be blessed. That day I'm up to you, and blessed will is thy own Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for our sinners, now the hour of the day they left.