Joey Jones on Abraham Lincoln complaints

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    marine joey jones deployed to afghanistan and lost his legs there, so he erupted when fake news amplified complaints about food and conditions on the abraham lincoln. one complainant said it was terrible because they had a corn dog and a hot dog. jones stated he would have traded a block of c4 to the taliban for a hot dog around july 2010. he criticized a little kid and their parent for complaining about conditions in a war zone. to that little kid and whoever raised him, lord help you if you ever go into a hot war on the ground like millions of americans. jones said he can only think what a world war ii veteran sitting there who is lucid enough today to see that would think. he imagined such a veteran thinking about the six-month journey home from fighting the toughest war we have ever fought after being there for four years. that veteran would be listening to him complain like that. jones claimed to have eaten ramen noodles with tuna packets for six months in afghanistan while using a little burner. he asked what he ate in afghanistan for six months on a burner using a little burner. he ate ramen noodles. he had to pull the seasoning packet out because that is too much sodium in it and he put tuna packets in it. that is what he ate. jones questioned how weak people are for complaining about tuna and noodles on tv. he asked how weak you are on tv complaining about tuna and noodles. he said he is sorry but you volunteered to serve your country. jones asserted that those who complain volunteered to serve their country. he said you can come back and get out of the military and do what all of these democrat veterans do. you can complain about it and make commercials and be a sellout if you want to and come up with a new way of doing things. jones mentioned democrat veterans who come back, complain, make commercials, and act as sellouts. he recalled barack obama deploying him to iraq on patrol bases for 15 months at a time. the last democrat president that he remembers deploying troops was barack obama, who had him going to iraq on patrol bases for 15 months at a time, eating mres. jones stated that during obama's presidency, he ate mres in iraq. he claimed a person is a sitting duck on a patrol base in iraq or afghanistan compared to being on a fortified navy ship. he said you are a sitting duck on a patrol base in iraq or afghanistan, a heck of a lot more than you are on a fortified navy ship sitting in the water. jones noted he did not get to take a shower for about six months in afghanistan. it makes him fume. if the complainer sat there and said they did not have any clean water to drink or could not take a shower, that would be different. jones said he did not get to take a shower for about six months, but still, that has something to do with hygiene. jones cited a scurvy outbreak in afghanistan where men missing legs were given wooden pegs instead of metal ones. he said if there was a scurvy outbreak and guys missing legs were only given wooden pegs instead of metal ones, then maybe he might have some sympathy. #AbrahamLincoln