girlfriend on the toilet joke
Imagine dealing with this every day. Yeah, I'm good on that, thanks 😅😂
Transcript (en)
Hi! Who are you? This is my friend Cassidy. This is my sister Fiona. I'm his girlfriend. Check this out. All Carl's. Wow. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, we gotta bounce. Let's go. Oh, right. See you later, sis. Hey. You okay? Yeah, why? Carl! Because of that. You like me? Uh-huh. How much? A lot. Shh. You're doing this? Oh my gosh. There's someone in the back. So? What if he sees? He's got his ear buds in. Fuck it. Go faster. Fuck. Seriously? Someone swiped my fucking keys again. Carl! What? What? What? Seriously? Someone swiped my fucking keys again. Carol! You know I have to be serious about my job right now. I was just gonna hold your hand. Okay. Actually, do you mind putting both hands on the wheel, please? Yes sure of course ma Um I sorry he not your boyfriend You don get to tell him what to do This guy is the best driver I ever met He could operate this thing with no hands and just his dick and get you there safely You can let me off right here. But both hands are on the wheel now, ma'am. Let me out. This chick is psycho. What the hell? You can't be pissing people off. Jesus. Sorry. Where are you going? Home. I thought you hated it there. Changed my mind. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. You're just gonna let me go back home? No. I thought you wanted to. Yeah, because you don't love me anymore. When did I say that? When you yelled at me for trying to hold your hand in the car. I didn't yell at you for trying to hold my hand. I yelled at you because you scared a customer off. You're yelling at me right now! Because you're being crazy. Where are you going? I don't know! My God. Fucking headache. Are you breaking up with me? What? No. Can you just go back inside, please? Okay.
