Transcript (en)

I love my husband, but I don't trust my husband. And he knows that. Every man is one stupid mistake away from exploding his whole life. Don't you think that every woman is also one stupid mistake? I think we cheat, but we meant to do it. Like, we'll have premeditated affairs. We've already been in love with him for 18 months. I think a respectable husband and father can leave the house one day with good intentions. And meet a brand new person they didn't know existed. Slip into a sex worker. You know, like, I just don't trust them, any of them. Interesting. I think 20 years from now, having a dick will qualify you for disability insurance. I'm in a good marriage. I don't know how I landed on that. And I tell people, I'm in my fifth and final year of marriage. And someone goes, are you? Yeah, maybe. Has he ever betrayed you? When we were younger, he did. So he was my high school boyfriend. Yeah. And he split up with me at the prom. And I didn't even think someone could break your heart whilst you were wearing a tiara, but he did it to the song Lady in Red. and um he kissed other girls he was a child you know he was like 17 it's still it's forever but I do believe yeah I haven't let him forget unforgiven