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We can't have sex for a week. What? Not until I finish these. Okay, okay, let's try to look at this rationally. What would happen if you took them all at once? No, Hal. Or, or, what if we alternated? One day off, one day on. I'm not a medical doctor, but I think it would be a lot less of a shock to your system. A week, Hal. No sex for a week. Wow! All right, I'm fine. I'll just, uh... I'll go mow the lawn. Do we still have that mower? Hal, close. Hey, morning, Reese. How's it going? What are you doing up? Well, I was just lying in bed this morning staring at the ceiling and I thought, why don't I paint the kitchen cabinets? Oh, I made crepes. Crepes. Uh-huh. Go on, sit down. Look, I've got strawberries, bananas, peaches, drawn butter, maple syrup, you name it. Dig in. Hey, honey, where have you been? I was up at Forest Gowering the Grout in the shower and I thought, The flower market is open this early. Why not drive downtown and buy us some fresh-cut flowers? They're beautiful. Great. Can't. Got to make the boys lunches. I've already made them lunch. Oh, well, double lunches. Eddie, oh, I had a great day. You know, I was working through lunch, and Mr. Collins came by, and he started asking me about what I was doing. I think I'm getting a raise. Hell, that's wonderful. I had a good day myself. After I finished washing the windows and stripping the floors, I went over our tax returns for the last seven years We overpaid in 99 You kidding The IRS is sending us a check Wow honey great job You know I gotta tell you I think Is that the last one? Mm-hmm. So we can... Guess so. Great. I'm glad that we decided not to, uh... Absolutely. Every other aspect of our lives is getting so much attention. Our lives are so much better. Do you think that's how really successful people just... Can't think of any other explanation. So Bill Gates? Probably never. I started an herb garden in the backyard today. Do you know we had a potting shed? You're kidding. We are definitely doing the right thing. I'll go sleep in the car. Park it a couple blocks away. Now that I've finished the carpet, we can insulate the attic. I'm telling it, honey, the value of this house is going to triple. We can retire early. Lois, what have you planned? Nothing. Lois, we made an agreement. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay, you know, two have to play at this game, and I'm not playing. I am just not playing! So you think that's gonna work? Well, I've got news for you, girly girl. I am made of sterner stuff. I happen to like my new life, and I am not about to descend to your animal level. Tool belt on.