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You gotta say Dada and he just like turned and looked at her and he said Dada! Where's Dada? Dada! No problem. God damn, we just worked on this for like 10 fucking minutes. Are you having fun? No, I'm not. Mama, I am. I am. He's a bad bitch. Sorry Jimbo, I'm no longer. What am I, Nani? A bad bitch. I'm a big man. I'm a bigger man than you. I want food. You want food? Yeah. Okay, what kind of food do you want? I don't want to throw you in. What would you like for the day? For the whole day? Yeah. I'd like some peace and quiet. No, we don't sell that. He's gotta go work. No, no, no, no, no. You want toys and chocolate? Yeah. Then he's gotta go work. Okay Don look in the trunk don What did you get Don look in the trunk Oh my gosh Guess what I love you Guess what daddy? I love mommy Alright, you have a barbie too? Here you go! I got a blue haired one. Thanks Well, you don't have hair How was your day today? Oh my goodness, it was hectic Is that your mommy? Well, sorta. Call her mommy. Can I have a kiss? Who are you, Dota? I'm dad! Can I have a kiss? I was bringing the laundry into the room I set the stuff down There's only socks I didn't know where the shirt went And I was losing my mind because I didn't see it on the floor anywhere