Transcript (en)

Alrighty, Ash. Here he is. He came all the way from Japan to meet you. Oh, right. Wow, so that's him. He's not what I imagined. Well, uh, I'm a photographer for a magazine from Japan, and, um... I was hoping to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind. You don't have long. Shoot. Man, he's a badass. Uh, well, can I take a picture? Not on my face. Of course not. Eiji, get to work. Right. So is using kids as assistance a Japan thing? Sir, I'm older than you, just saying. Oh? Oh, my bad. You look like a kid is all. Like, you're not a kid yourself. Anyway, then I told the bastard off. Wait, you actually called him that? Is that a real gun? Huh? What do you mean, real? you