Transcript (en)

Here's my idea for a fucking sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole. Oh, you mean like pool? Fuck off, pool! That was a straight stick with a little fucked up stick. I whack the ball that goes in a gopher hole. Oh, you mean like croquet? Fuck croquet! I put the whole hundreds of yams away! Oh, fuck off, yeah! It's great fun, yeah! Oh yeah, that's a great thing. Oh, like a bowling thing. Fuck no! Not straight, I put shit in the way. Like keys and bushes and high glass so you can lose your fucking ball and go whacking away with a fucking tire iron. Whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a stroke. Fuck, that's what we'll call it. A stroke, because every time you miss you feel like you're gonna fucking die. Oh, great. Oh, and here's the benefit. Oh, fuck, this is brilliant. Right near the end, I'll put a flat piece with a little flag to give you fucking hope. But then I'll put a pool and a sand box to fuck with your ball again. Ah, you'll be there trashing your ass, jerking away in the sand. Oh, and you do this one time. Fuck no! 18 fucking times! .