Spider-Man No Way Alive parody

    by Professional Portal ☀️: Spider-Man

    Somebody really made a whole scene where a guy tells Peter Parker he got cancer from a spider bite and then hits him with "with no power comes no responsibility." I'm not okay.

    Transcript (en)

    Any change? Change? Yeah. Big change. Hey, you have no hair. I didn't notice without your glasses. You just got cancer? You're changing. I know. I went through exactly the same thing at your age. You got cancer at my age? No, I did not get cancer at your age, but... Pete, look. Remember, with no power comes no responsibility. Are you all right? You look like you just got second place in the science fair. No, I, uh, I was bitten by a spider and got cancer. Hey, Pete, you're probably looking for a job now, right? Not anymore. Dr. Osberg, please. The cancer treatment isn't ready. I mean, if you just give me two weeks. Two weeks? In two weeks, Peter Parker will be dead. But we don't even have a cancer patient. Sometimes you got to get cancer yourself. One day cancer won't pay. I swear on my father's grave cancer won't pay. Thank God for you, Peter, that you're still alive.