Transcript (en)

There's some chicken tenders. Now mind you, all of this was $60. $60 for some microwave food. What's I'm projecting? I don't know, AMC. This is the chicken tender that we waited 20 minutes for. Not really hot at all. Not hot at all. And then they gave us some... Nigga, this was $2. This is 42 cents at Walmart. I'm not gonna lie, bro. shirt off the back this is highway robbery this ain't nothing but a Tyson let's try it this ain't even edible right here this now if I'm watching a movie a good movie at that and I get this chicken tender I would die. Wait, let me try it. Oh, you try it. While I'm enjoying my movie, I would pass out and die and see the crepes, because this dry ass chicken tent. This is nasty. This is like horrible. This is if I like... All right, put me in this. I'm at Chuck E. Cheese. This is how dry this thing is, right? I'm at Chuck E. Cheese, and I go into the ball pit, and one of the balls end up deflating, and I ended up opening my mouth, eating one of the deflated balls. That's what this tastes like. Quite literally, though. This is dry shit. You would, if I closed my eyes and was grabbing shit, I would've thought I'm eating a fucking paper towel. I can just not swallow this at all. This could cut my slurp. This, I could cut my skin off. The new Chucky movie, this is what the fuck he gonna be cutting niggas with. He gonna be cutting niggas with this dry ass chicken tender. And this shit was $13. Oh.