Robert Pattinson Fear & Shame
by Professional Portal ☀️: Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson’s only screenwriting credit is Fear & Shame, a 2017 short that runs just 3 minutes. He stars as himself, trying to slip out unnoticed for a hot dog in New York City. Vikram Gandhi directed it and also appears as the stranger who triggers the whole mess. Pattinson says the idea came together in about 15 minutes, and the entire shoot took one hour. The short is surreal and, in his words, about “being crazy.”
Transcript (en)
Hot dog. The kind that makes you fall in love. I'm gonna die. You could eat in any of these places. There's a brunch place right there. You can have pizza, you can have anything you want. Come on. Just get to the plan. Walk to the hot dog store. Where is the man like the hot dog? Does anyone know where they get a hot dog? Just ask a second. That's an ice cream. Do you not know what an ice cream is? You don't know where the hot dog's from. You don't know where the hot dog is from. You don't know where the hot dog is from. You don't know where the hot dog is from. You don't know where the hot dog is from. Wait, is that what I think it is? It is. This is the place. It looks just like I imagined. I've done it. I've done it. I knew you were a hot dog. I found it for myself. I knew it. I knew it. I knew I was just a normal human being. You can call me Rob. I eat hot dogs.
