Transcript (en)

Major, what went on over there? Where's Colonel Blake? Wait a second. You can't go and see Colonel Blake. You shut up, you twerp! This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your fault! Because you don't do anything to discourage them! What do you want me to do? Put them under arrest! See what a court-martial thinks of their drunken health! Look at this. At first they call me a hot lip, and you let them get away with it. And then you let them get away with everything. And if you don't turn them over to the MPs this minute, I'm gonna resign my commission. Goddamn it. Hot lips resign your goddamn commission. My commission! My commission! My commission! A little more wine? Yes, please.