Transcript (en)

What's your name? Major. You're not a major. No, no, that's my name. I'm not calling you Major. What's your Christian name? Major, it's Major. No, your Christian name. It means what's your first name? That's what I'm saying. My first name is Major, too. You're kidding me. Who's Major Major? For God's sakes, we're late for the meeting. With all due respect, sir, I'm a sergeant. But you're Major Major. Yes, sir, that's my name, sir. Whatever your goddamn name is, you're not making a whiff of sense to me. My father was something of a practical joker. He named me Major Major, first name Major, middle name Major, behind my mother's back, on the birth certificate. And my surname's Major, too, as you already know. What are we going to do? We can't have a goddamn Sergeant in Clarkham. That's correct, sir. It's for senior command only, unless, sir, you're promoted. Sergeant Major, step forward. I'm hereby promoting you to a Major. Does that mean, what, will my duties be any different? Will his duties be any different, Colonel Horn? Of course, sir, he's a Major. Of course they are, you're a Major. Major Major, congratulations, you're a Major. Give them the goddamn thing.