Robin Williams Death to Smoochy
by Francesco Eunchae: Robin Williams
DEATH TO SMOOCHY (2002) makes kids' TV a backstage mess of jealousy, greed, and sabotage. The sugary on-air vibe just makes the behind-the-scenes venom hit harder, and Robin Williams tears into that split with pure unhinged energy as Rainbow Randolph
Transcript (en)
You give it a challenge, I give it a challenge. Shut up! This is my show! Do you have any idea the power of a condemned man? Do you? Take it easy, Randolph. I don't think you want to hurt anyone here. Go blow yourself, Martha. Look what you've done to this place. I saw Diane Fossey. When I lived here, it was Bob Fossey. Right there. I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant. Very tasteful, no bush. Not a picture of your fucking mother! Listen, Randy, we know you didn't kill Spinner, so just cool your jets. Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa. Why didn't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my fucking ass! I'm like a goddamn toaster at Macy's! Randolph's ass, aisle three! Look, we'll go to the police first thing tomorrow morning. I'll explain everything, and it'll all work out fine. Just trust me, Randolph. Oh! Do not start with your magician's tricks, young Moses. I'm Pharaoh, and you are my slave. And this is my kingdom. Rainbow Randolph is the man, yes, oh, yes, he is. He's the prince of Rainbowland, yes, oh, yes, he is. With the fun fun here, laugh laugh there, hear a dance there, a song everywhere is fun fun. Rainbow Randolph is the king. La la la la! Get the gun. What? Get the gun.
