Get Him to the Greek 16th anniversary
by Capucine · old hollywood: Russell Brand
Sixteen years ago today, Get Him to the Greek hit theaters, and it exists because Russell Brand's Aldous Snow was such a scene-stealer in Forgetting Sarah Marshall that Judd Apatow built a spin-off around him.
Transcript (en)
Here you go, mate. That'll take the edge off. Here, give him that. Make yourself useful. Here you go. All right. What is this? It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron. Bit of this, bit of that. Here. Have a look. Have a look at this. Hell, the snow wasn't always so pretty, was it, eh? What are you showing him that for, Dad? Why'd you carry that photograph? Remember when you used to box? You used to get in a ring, wheezing around. Do you remember? Hey, what's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast. Some weed, mostly. Sergio gave it to me. It's got a bit of opium in it. Some heroin, crunched up AIDS. Clorox. Methadone, subutex, morphine, peyote, some other stuff that's unidentifiable. And I think a little bit of angel dust, actually, if I'm not mistaken. You know, a big glue. Keep it traditional. Yeah. It's like a drug Neapolitan. Oh, my God. Look at his little boat What a lovely little boat race Yeah let me get a shot of that Hold it Hold it Cheeks I never tired of looking at that Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey Because who could be scared of a Jeffrey Yeah, Jeffrey's just this nice bloke from down the road, isn't he? What's wrong with you? Hello, I'm Jeffrey. I've just moved in. Yes, I'm Jeffrey. Jeffrey. My wife has got very kiss veins. I'm having a heart attack. I'm having a heart attack. You're not having an heart attack, Aaron. I think he might be having a heart attack. He's not. He's all right. Don't mind him up. I'm having a heart attack. He is. He's having a heart attack. I'm telling you. Listen to your dad. He's right. He's not having a heart attack. He looks like he's having a heart attack. Don't freak him out. Amy, come with me, mate. Just get away from you. He's an idiot. Just take deep breaths. In through your nose, out through your mouth. In through your nose, out through your mouth. That's all you need to do. Come here. We're together, mate, all right? I shouldn't have given you the Jeffrey. That was a mistake. I'm so sorry, but relax now. It's over. It's over. Everything's beautiful. The world is beautiful. Everything's cool. Look around us. Look at that. Look. Look at this. Look at this tiny, simple beauty of this tiny little ant. And that lovely. See? We're at one with that. So lovely. It's nice. Beautiful. So beautiful. And...
