Transcript (en)

Guys, welcome back to the vlog. This is the 30th birthday vlog. Dude, it's so crazy. Can I just make out with you? Come on, let's just make out. I just... I'm so into you. No, you're not! Ew! What the fuck is wrong with him? You just said he was into me. That was a good test. The second you say you're into somebody, it doesn't work. Oh, shit! How the fuck? Who's birthday is? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eiffel Tower? We go to Paris tonight? Yeah, actually, get in here. Oh, no!