Transcript (en)

If girls hate you, try saying, what's the thing on top of a house called? And she'll say, a roof. And you'll say, roof, roof. And she'll say, bah, ha, ha. Stop. So I just responded with, second message and we're already barking at each other. So doggy style, question mark. She said, I'm down. Bang. So I just said, might need to put me on a leash. She said, you're that obsessed already. So I just said, phone number and she sent it over. So write that down. Write that down. I had to try to get to make sure it works. So I just got to the same point. And she said, so you are a dog. But I just said, you started barking first. What? And she said, I did not bark. I let out one roof. You let out two in all caps. And I just said, size doesn't matter with barks. And then she asked for my Snapchat. So I got it. Last one, I got to the same point. She said, I'm so confused. So I said, bark like you want it. And she said, whoa, whoa, whoa. Other way around. So I just said, oh. And she said, good boy. So I got her number.