Transcript (en)

Any other people on the boat? Just the two, what? Lass doch jemand unten! Nein! Just such jeden Winkel! Come, come, we have lots to eat! Take your dirty hands off me! Back off! And you! Put your hands in the air! You're in trouble now! You've been a naughty boy! I'll give you 100 francs to shoot him! Don't shoot me! He hates Germans. You should really shoot him. I'm sorry. You are very scary. Make him walk the plank. He loves wood. Dirty, fucking animal! Guilty as charged. I always take a can of kerosene for just these sort of occasions. It's been a while, but the last time someone laughed at me when I boarded their vessel, I gave them the choice. Either swim to shore or take their chances on a burning ship. Hans and I wondered which option they'd choose. Death by water or death by fire. Oddly they chose both.