Transcript (en)

When Going Great sent me to check out the first Canadian International Teddy Bear Convention, I thought I was in for a lot of craziness. Why are all the bears' first name Teddy? What college did he go to? Paws Preparatory School College. Here he is wearing his T-shirt. Oh, there we go. Paws Prep. Oh, rah, rah. What do your friends think about you collecting bears? I've been looking all over for you. We gotta go down to the Bears Only Cafe and talk bearsness. Listen, you know that Bears Necessity Contest? We've got props. So listen, we'll go down, we'll talk business, and hey, everything will be okay. I love this guy. Aw, she's so cute. Look at that. Come on. Oh, back down. You're not a bear. Damn. The bear. Well, as Graham Abbey says, If the bear fits. Wear it.