Transcript (en)

What is in this new ice cream we are feeding our kids? Is it petrified alien? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bro, this shit don't melt, but instead it just turned black. But throw it away. I'm not fucking with that, bro. Food is not real no more. I can't believe I got one. I got a rubbery watermelon. The texture is so weird, like... You gotta bend it so far before it will break. I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so, like, elastic-y? Walmart, what the hell is this? And why did y'all think this is okay to give to me? It's foul, and it has, like, this blue kind of tinge to it. It's almost like, it's just, like, plastic. Well, I want to know what bread y'all eating, because, bitch, mine don't do whatever y'all be doing. It's like a little sponge, bitch. Mine still break apart. Does this, does this consistency look normal? I don't know. They just don't seem real. Like, look, they not juicy or anything. They're hard as a rock.